11 December 2011

Klosterman's Questions: Five.

Q. You meet your soul mate.  However, there is a catch: every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate's collarbones with a crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear - for the rest of your life - sound as if it's performed by the band Alice in Chains.  When you hear Creedence Clearwater Revival on the radio it will sound (to your ears) like it is being played by Alice in Chains.  If you see Radiohead live, every one of their tunes will sound like it is being covered by Alice in Chains.  When you hear a commercial jingle on TV, it will sound like Alice in Chains; if you sing to yourself in the shower, your voice will sound like deceased Alice vocalist Layne Staley performing a capella (but it will only sound this way to you).  Would you swallow the pill?

A.  this question is no fun!  i don't really have much to say about this one beyond just yes, i would swallow the pill.  i'm not about to let someone else endure extreme agony due to my selfishness in not wanting to listen to anything awful.

all i ask is that my soul mate find away for me to lose my hearing.

(read all of the questions i've answered so far here!)


  1. Ugh- hate these questions. Can't we just have our cake and eat it too?

  2. haha, or in this case - have your soul mate in one piece and your hearing as well?