19 June 2011

things i've learned from my dad.

1. a car's function also includes the humane killing of animals.
2. the best way to eliminate unwanted garden eaters is to stake out in a bathtub with a gun.  then wait an hour or two.
3. there is no limit to how many cookies you can eat.
4. it is possible to watch western movies over and over again without getting sick of them.
5. classical music, select musicals, james taylor, and fleetwood mac aren't terrible things to listen to.
6. almost every football coach in america does a terrible job.  my dad could do it way better and win championships.  every.single.season.

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