20 September 2012

cut from the team.

as you can probably imagine, this blogger runs a tight ship.  only the best of the best topics get posted.

juuuuust kidding.  there's a reason why the motto "never look back" often applies here.  yipes.

that being said, sometimes i make notes or observations and record them quick in my phone in case they might be interesting enough later to be fleshed out.  usually this works.  and other times, i forget about the notes and don't find them until months later, when i barely even remember what the quick notes were in reference to.

for your reading/viewing pleasure, a combination of forgotten notes, incomplete notes, and random pictures that didn't make the full-post-team.  if you're looking for clarity, you've come to the wrong place.
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conversation with brigham:
B: what are you doing?
K: i'm cooking a quiche.
B: what's a quiche?
K: it's like an omelette, but in pie form.
B: oh.  well why don't they call it an omele-pie?  or a pie-lette?
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tell that story of that 3-days-fresh-off-his-mission guy who cornered me and tried to ask me out.
make the point that jon totally walked past and didn't even stop to save me.
admit that, in his defense, he didn't know what was going on.
end with something about "an absent-minded goof."
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have i mentioned that i'm weirdly into salads lately?  i probably shouldn't.  i'm not that avid a supporter of salads anyway.
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passed a questionably dressed woman walking into the targets.  i heard her whisper, "i feel good about myself," and suddenly her grotesque appearance seemed way less offensive to me.  explore the nature of self-confidence and whether or not it should be praised even in the face of... ick.  i mean, self-confidence is hard to come by these days - you don't just squash it willy-nilly, right?  would the proper thing to say to that three-sizes-too-small wearing lady have been "YOU GO GIRL!"??
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confess that sometimes i imagine what my touchdown dance would be if i was a professional football player.  a wide receiver for the philadelphia eagles, if you please.
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sometimes i'm disappointed at myself when the most rebellious thing i can think of doing is bring a two-liter of dr. pepper to the next ward potluck dinner.  be better at rebellion...??
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i have great ideas about what should be done with the state of utah and its uterds.  but until the world is ready, it's most likely for the best that i not elaborate.  but really, i'm a genius.
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even the manliest of manly men sleep like little angelic babies.


2 comments:

  1. Hilarious!! But did you ask Jon if you could use the pictures of him before you exposed him to the world??

    Do share your thoughts and solutions regarding Utah and its inhabitants.

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    1. i sort of warned him. "you're gonna like what i post tomorrow!"

      and my plans will just have to be put on hold.

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